Welcome To Classic Toast; The Jammy Toast Archive
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Read The Blog!
- Read all about our Teddy Bears and their daily adventures.
- Discover all our favourite daytime telly programmes – Jeremy Kyle & Judge Judy!
- Our Bears live in their own purpose built retirement home within acres of park land.
- Nothing is too much trouble as far as the care of our Bears is concerned.
- It’s just all-round more fun here at the Jammy Toast Retirement Home!
Searching For Bears
Here at Jammy Toast we never stop in our ongoing mission to seek out unwanted or unloved Teddy Bears from just about anywhere. Think of us as the Emergency Service for Teddy Bears. But where do we actually find them…Purchased on eBay
Found in Charity Shops
Donated to Jammy Toast
Our Residents
The Renault Bear originally came from France. In particular, within the regions of Provence-Alpes-Côte d’Azur and Rhône-Alpes or the French Alps as we in England call them. The small cream coloured Bear is an animal of quiet charm and likable disposition.
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Jammy Toast Flavours…
We only serve our Bears their Jammy Toast using the best Hartley’s Jam. Hartley’s only use the finest fruits to make their Strawberry, Raspberry, Apricot, Blackcurrant, Black Cherry, Pineapple, Blueberry, Bramble Jelly and Damson flavours. The perfect topping for our toast. Needless to say, all these flavours are seedless. There are no pips on us!
Eat…
Most of our bears eat Jammy Toast and nothing but Jammy Toast. However there are a few exceptions. Egginanoo got her name because she loves Eggy Toast while Flat Eric enjoys French cuisine – but no frog’s legs!Drink…
All the bears love a nice cup of coffee although not too strong. A milky latte is their favourite except for Egginanoo – she’s a picky little Ursus – she prefers tea. When it comes to a nice cooling drink you can’t beat a nice glass of Diet Pepsi.And Be Merry.
Give the bears their fill of everything they want to eat, everything they want to drink and allow them their favourite daytime telly programmes then you have some happy bears on your hands. Eat, drink and they will be merry!Now Featuring Flat Eric!
Special Notice!
Everything on this site is published by myself, my bears or occasionally by guest writers. From time to time we use other sites as reference sources from which we gather facts and figures to accompany articles we publish. We merely pass on information garnered from these and other sources and add our own little twist to them. Although we do everything within our power to ensure these facts are correct, we will not be held responsible for any inaccuracies made by other sites which we pass on in good faith.
A Brief History of Jammy Toast
We first started blogging in June 2006 to record the activities of Queen Ananasty, Princess Chimpton and Servant Dave (later The Bearkeeper or Davidd). Since those days our blog has undergone quite a few transformations and name changes. We have changed from Blogger to WordPress to Self-Hosted WordPress… Read More!Achromatopsia
It has been noted that the Jammy Toast website is somewhat colour deficient. The reason for this is that Renault Bears are achromatic – they have an inability to perceive colour due to a malfunction of the retinal photo-transduction pathway. It is more commonly referred to as Total Colour Blindness so to help our bears enjoy the site, content is black & white. Read More!Latest Blog Posts…
Unforgotten Returns
22nd February 2021
Jammy Music #1
21st February 2021
Granny Versus The Sky Q Box
20th February 2021
Talking Shit #244
19th February 2021The Award Winning Jammy Toast Retirement Home
Where all our Teddy Bears get the special care and attention they deserve!
